Thursday, December 29, 2005
Hyperventilating now.
Franz Ferdinand's coming.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!
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12/29/2005 05:35:00 PM
Monday, December 19, 2005
Do you know what this part of a nail clipper is for? I think it's for digging out the unmentionable little particles under your nails that are formed after hands on activities that are... .ok it sounds quite wrong here. Let's just say the dirt under your fingernails alright. Anyhoos, I witnessed how it was used in a different situation but the similar disgusting context.
hook like part. you can kill an ant with it. Wait. You can kill an ant with anything.
And here I am, googling images of the nail clipper to show you guys just what I meant but I came across some of these as well..
An avant grade way. My guess is that you have to push down its butt to clip your nails.
This one I like. Very garang. Cos when you ketip your kuku and fly fly to other people...they won't dare to touch you.
O course you press the wings! Just think of how cute you will look when you clip your nails in public. People will flutter to you..
I thought it's a can opener.. but it's for ANJENG ah. but nice eh.. national colours some more
When you are old and you are growing old alone..this will be your trusty companion.
Oh no.. side tracking here. Back to what I had saw.
I was on the train enroute to Boon Lay for a wedding. Whose wedding you may ask? Well that's another story altogether. Or else I'll never get this entry done. Anyway, I notice this malay woman in her mid 40s with a pair of atrociously ugly platform shoes. An eyesore yes, but not the main highlight here. The moment she stepped in, she was like a full-speed, U.S launched missile, targeting a seat right across me. Let's just say she won the war against other like minded ah-sohs missiles. She looked happy.
To celebrate her victory, she took out a nail clipper. The normal kind as reflected in the first picture. With the hook like of the nail clipper anatomy drawn out, she haphazardly put it into her mouth to dig out her lunch remains from her cavities. Yes people she “korek mulot die denga ketip kuku tu!” Dah dapat ape yang dikorek.. Apelagi.. dia ngap balik ah..wahaha!
Here's the best part. In the midst of withdrawing her weapon, she dropped it on the floor. So like anyone who dropped their belongings, she retrieve what's rightfully hers. I have to salute her determination to finish what she started off and that was just what she did. She resumed her digging duty to the other side of her mouth.
If only I had the courage to snap a picture of her..
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12/19/2005 12:00:00 PM
Saturday, December 17, 2005
I got off from work at 11 a.m on Friday. Do you guys know why? I tell you why. Because there's no electricity supply!! Wahahaha!!!! Feels like i'm working in a third world country where a big roaring generator decides the fate :-P
Anyhoos...6 MORE DAYS TO THE LAND OF MAT & MINAH SKUDAIS...
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12/17/2005 12:28:00 PM
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
So we haf decided to do it...all these discussed during our last hour at coffee bean...a place where all of us got so high in our own ways...
And we planned to do these...its a dare...
1. Non is the luffing gal who doesn't tok but only luff...talking is not allowed for u k....
2. Ain's voice turns out to be a man's voice...a "lady" from thai....
3. Ita's voice will be as high as the ambulance siren or higher...maybe another ahem "lady"
4. Ma will keep twirling her scarf and any thing she can grab hold of...urm??
5. Kish will be the typical malaysian gurl...do sumting to ur scarf ya....eh babe its easy lah ;P
I tink we shall do these in a restaurant with good looking waiters...or cute or any mats lah eh.... or perhaps we can do it while we are having coffee.....for the venue we decide wen we r in kl ya...
Like i said its a dare....it has to be accomplished....those who object get one dare for urself...make sure its up to the standard eh....haha....
Good Luck Ladies!!!
-Haz_Nita-
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12/13/2005 06:46:00 PM
